look I'm hairy

Hey people what you doing out there? Today we're gonna have a little fun with our pets.

Yes Luke, because you know sometimes your woman her naps get all curly and they hurt your dick when you're trying to get the fucking on, you know what I mean man?

So today we're gonna do the right thing. Yeah, just come on in, keep your hands in your pockets at all times now, cause you know what you got to do with them, right?

Okay, let's take a look at what we got her today for ya. Oh yeah, look at this man. When have you seen stuff like this, huh?

If you ain't got this at home brother, you got to go shopping. That's right, shopping man.