Santa’s gone all Christmas Eve Time to do that Elf called Steve I’ve waited for this since late last year That Christmas party with all the beer He was so smooth he turned me on A little short but his dick was long I know it’s shitty what can I say But Ol Saint Nick is fricking gay
Santa’s gone all Christmas Eve
Time to do that Elf called Steve
I’ve waited for this since late last year
That Christmas party with all the beer
He was so smooth he turned me on
A little short but his dick was long
I know it’s shitty what can I say
But Ol Saint Nick is fricking gay
Merry Christmas!