Use it or Lose it

Well, I'd finally done it. I had cut off my ties, sort of speaking, with my husband John.

And I'm off to start a new life with Paul, free from that cursed 24-hour sports channel

that had not only ruined my marriage, but destroyed the sex life between me and my husband.

But before you think of me as some heartless housewife,

let me take you to the beginning, when this mess all began.